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The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor
I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down
An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.
A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.
There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!
Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.
You want a SpongeBob popsicle?
Ice cream trucks are so lit
Jizzing into an ice cream cone and making your partner eat it
“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)