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A person who hides inside a large vagina and waits for crotch.
jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.
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a woman's monthly pad and/or tampon.
"Always is on sale at Target. I need to replenish my crotch pillow inventory"
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When a woman lies infront of a man, and her butt is nestled into his crotch. Also known as spooning.
Term is interchangeable aswell. Has many variations like crotch butt, butt crotching, crotch butting...
Suzie: I feel like cuddling...how about a bit of the ol' butt crotch?
Matthew: Yeah sure babe, but don't be surprised if I get a spoonicorn....
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A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.
My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
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A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.
Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket"
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
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A picture taken from the POINT OF VIEW (POV) of someones crotch!!!
EFFECTS usually include a very in the moment look upon the victims face as it is exposed to a flashing CROTCH from below!!!
"HEY YOU...I CROTCH SHOT YOU!!!"
"CROTCH SHOT me once, shame on YOU...
CROTCH SHOT me twice, shame on ME...
CROTCH SHOT me thrice, shame on BOTH OF US"
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A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.
Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.
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