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Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023


Crusty ass raisin

Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.

Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.

by GUnit_ December 26, 2021


crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 06, 2018


Musty crusty hoes

A bitch who can’t keep up with money, a man, or a job periodt.

Follow me musty crusty hoes🏋️ ♀️

by Veebounce June 12, 2019


Crusty n' Dusty

A phrase used to describe modern teenagers.

Person A: "Did you Hollie at that party last week?"
Person B: "Yeah, she was looking crusty n' dusty!"

by urdadsfavorite July 13, 2016


Crusty Anal Grab

After a poop you shove a hook up your ass and pull poops out like fish.

"Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"

by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016


Crusty Musty Lips

totally shigaraki

person1: omg look at shigaraki!!! hes so cute
person2: meh he has crusty musty lips

by sxmp August 13, 2021