ur mommy dot commy

a weird way to say your mom In a slang way

Hey! Your mommy dot commy!!
I think you mean your mom.

Yeah, its just a new cool way to say your mom.

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

spykids dot gif

When someone already wearing 2 types of glasses to help their bad eyes pulls out a magnifying glass to look at something. Like the character Juni in Spykids

Man my uncle was r looking at his computer so he put on his computer glasses over his regular glasses so he could read the words already at 200% on 4K 27” monitor. That was some Spykids dot gif kinda shit I swear

Red dot

When you put menstruation blood on men's legs

My friend got a red dot

red dot

People who are proud fanatics of the Philippine Dictator's son Bongbong Marcos. They are known to spread false information they get from troll army pages. Do not engage them. Instead, block immediately. There's no reason to reason with them because they only believe news that favors them. They favor vloggers on tiktok, facebook and youtube instead of actual journalists and historians.

I got annoyed by another red dot when he claimed that Nutribun is a project of the Marcoses and that it's an indicator of our country's great economy.

red dot

is quite a chaotic tick that will bit you and make hurt you. no get bit by the chaotic ticko

person uno: oh no i die
person e: oh so must ticko have bitten you

person uno: yes red ticko i die now
person e: RED DOT EQUAL CHAOTIC TICK O NOOOO

Nipin Dippin Dots

When a man mixes his semen into a fresh batch of cookies and cream Dippin Dots.

Did you hear about the zoo? apparently some guy made some Nipin Dippin Dots and sold them without telling anyone.