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A girl havin an extremely large and plump ass
Tyler! Look at tha rump daddy on that bitch
A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
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Someone that likes being called daddy that is a minor
OMG he is a Danish daddy
Oh look theres a Danish daddy
a really bad gay porn show where the main character (Paddy) has sex with his daddy. the show has been filmed in one day and sometimes there are special guest called honey. some times the uncle joins in on the fun. it is a kids show and should be watched by all ages. Make sure you watch the show there is a new episode every week. HAVE FUN :)
yess paddy and daddy it is my favourite kids show
The best daddy there is, he's always too hot even when he doesn't mean to be ;-)
Daddy Dice is the best person in the whole universe
Ground me, Daddy Dice
That Friendly Guy at the Casino who's all about the Tips: first he Tips his hat to you, then he's giving Tips, getting Tips, Tipping your ashtray, getting you Tipsy, finding that word that's just on the Tip of your tongue, helping you after you're Tipsy, and finally Tipping you over into your Lyft or Uber after giving you "Only the Tip".
Slippery Timmy had me at my wits end at the craps table and ready to leave the Casino, and Vegas, until I met Daddy David, then my evening went into overdrive! Without him I would have been down to my last $5, but he saved my night. I still lost that last $5 but Daddy David helped me turn it into $50 Grand and a night on the town for the record books before it was completely gone.
1. A nickname applied to the biggest hard-ass in the group. Akin to boss and motherfucker. Described by Greek Philosopher Socrates as:
"A niggah that don't take shit from no one."
2. Someone having a personality with characteristics such as:
*Smoking excessive amounts of marijuana
*Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol
*Habitually sleeping in past noon with (usually four or five) attractive women
3. A gentleman with a very acute sense for business; having the incredible ability to always save/earn money
How the hell does Po Daddy do it?