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1. A nickname applied to the biggest hard-ass in the group. Akin to boss and motherfucker. Described by Greek Philosopher Socrates as:
"A niggah that don't take shit from no one."
2. Someone having a personality with characteristics such as:
*Smoking excessive amounts of marijuana
*Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol
*Habitually sleeping in past noon with (usually four or five) attractive women
3. A gentleman with a very acute sense for business; having the incredible ability to always save/earn money
How the hell does Po Daddy do it?
A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
“Give me that lap you lap daddy.” And “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”
Literally the ruler of hell. Has a fetish for rats. Hella big dick energy. Nobody can defeat her.
Person 1: Did you see Rat Daddy?
Person 2: Yeah, her dick is so big.
the father of all meme daddy
also known as "god"
come here memey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
typically used after describing nathan’s stupidity/gayness
“nathan is so gay for dom”
“cool now let’s talk about daddy hitler”
A girl havin an extremely large and plump ass
Tyler! Look at tha rump daddy on that bitch
A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
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