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1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
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1337 day is the 13th of March, 2007 (13/3/7). Unfortunately, not available to American counterparts due to their switching of the month and the day. 1337 Day will be celebrated by hax0rs alike around the world.
Student1: Yo, what youz doing on leet day?
Teacher: What is leet day?
Student2: Its teh fo shizzle j00 nub!!!!111
Teacher: Oh, you mean 1337 day. Whos teh nub now? i hax your mum.
Man I am so leet.
Maybe so, but I'm a 1337 hax0r, and its my bday in teh 07!
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An American holiday officially recognized by Congress in 1894 in response to public outcry over the violent military ending of the Pullman Strike. Labor Day takes place on the first Monday of September.
The holiday is typically celebrated with picnics and parades commemorating those that fought for better working conditions. Corporations are often at odds with the message of the holiday, and thus, the real history is essentially blacked on on American media. As a result, most Americans do not know what the holiday is for, and associate it was leisure activities and picnics.
This is separate from May 1st, May Day, or International Workers Day, which was created in response to the Haymarket Affair in Chicago, 1886.
"I have the day off and would love to attend the Labor Day parade down-town, but the bus system is shut down on the holiday."
"Are you going anywhere interesting over the Labor Day weekend?"
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A thursday night room cleaning to prep for a inspection friday morning that is required to go way beyond the point of clean to ridiculous things like no ice in your freezer, no water in your sink, no hygiene products in your shower. Most of the time you truly believe that someone woke up one morning, sat down with a pen and paper and just came up with a bunch of ridiculous things to look for in these "inspections". Basically Field day is just another tool used by Marine Corps leadership to piss off and demoralize Marines on a weekly basis.
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a very long time
Its been hella days since I last saw you.
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A day observed on the third Saturday of each November, set aside for the sole purpose of chilling.
Chill Day consists of sitting around, watching tv, eating, listening to music, sleeping, and doing whatever it is you do to chill.
It was invented by three college students at the University of Texas who wanted a day to themselves to do absolutely nothing and accomplish nothing but chilling. It is set on the third Saturday of November for the purpose of relaxing before eating a lot on Thanksgiving, preparing for the hectic holiday season, and clearing your mind in the wake of upcoming college finals.
Man I'm so pumped for Chill Day this weekend, the last couple weeks have been crazy busy and I need a day to just chill.
Bro 1- "Hey man you coming over for Chill Day this weekend?"
Bro 2- "Of course, you know it! I wouldn't miss Chill Day for the world. I need the relaxation with finals coming up."
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Meaning see you later, soon, whenever, never.
Stemming from See you in later days
Thought to have originated from "The Weekenders", but was actually seen in a 1984 pic about punks in suburbia, named Suburbia
Joe's Dad - "Hey Joe, movin' out again? Don't I even get a goodbye this time?"
Joe - "Later Days
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