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Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
Dean is the biggest muff i've ever seen, Dean Garofalo's are usually known for their giant muff mouths. Fuck it's astonishing. Dean inserts with every chick and he is a queen nai bastard.
Dean Garofalo is a muff!
An absolute legend, he’s daddy to many people, a very heartwarming man, very easy to love, he will make your day when you talk to him.
Person 1: Did you see Dean Tower today?
Person 2: Yes! He made my day!!!
Two characters from the Kids in the Hall. Dean is the king of empty promises, and Lex is... Well... It slipped my mind.
Lex and Dean is the best reoccurring Kids in the Hall sketch.
the literal definition of perfection. the most amazing girlfriend you’re ever going to have. literally nobody beats her
me: damn, izzy deans is perfect
them: she sure is
Being a “dean stone” means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teeth….. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.
Chad said “Look at that turkey teeth scouser “,
Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries”
Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “