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A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
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1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.
I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.
Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.
Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.
When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed
Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small
When a man pretends to be a woman.
On omegle.com
Stranger 1: M/F
Stranger 2: Dude you do know that the only females on here are dicks in disguise.