but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

john0512 orz

that's we say in every single conversation
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter

bruh i failed mathcounts states bro
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

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Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?

he cheated with Arzaylea.

Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why

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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

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I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger

A burger that comes with summer squash

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"

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harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?

1. see the Marines were here

2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here

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