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Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."

I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.

by JakeStar April 22, 2005


i don't mind

Your girlfriends pissed

Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends

You: okay Thankyou

Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive

by Swagking1010 April 14, 2016


Don't die December

An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.

Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.

by Harvek December 01, 2020


don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 08, 2021


don't mess with the gucci's

Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.

"Don't mess with the Gucci's"

by FulhamGardensPS September 24, 2013


noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020


Why Don't We

Why Don't we is a boy band also known as the "man band" are a musical band. The members of why don't we are, Jonah Marais, Zachary Herron, Jack Avery, Corbyn Besson, and Daniel Seavey. They started there band in September 2016. They first started when there not album 'only the beginning' hit top charts only after they were a band for two months. I'm 2017 they droped a platinum song 'Help Me Help You' with youtuber Logan paul.

Why don't we is the best band out there!

by Loving_wdw_logey_jakey March 12, 2019