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How many flash drives did you see on the highway today?
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When you feel kind of bad about just throwing your beer cans out the window so you find some unsuspecting recycling bin to toss them in.
Eric: Hey man, should I just toss this beer can out the window?
Paul: No way man, we'll just do some drive-by recycling!
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guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.
Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.
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The opposite of sex drive. It happens when you're sick and you can't really get aroused. You usually need to have a pretty bad cold or the flu to get it.
Dude 1: Dude! Last week I had the flu, and I missed work but I was really bored cuz I didn't feel like watching porn.
Dude 2: But dude, you're addicted to porn and you watch it at least 7 hours a day!
Dude 1: I know, but I had a sick drive instead of a sex drive.
Dude 2: Oh. Sorry dude. That sucks.
Dude 1: I know.
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Where a person who is under 13 gets in a car and drive. There or sometimes cases of it. Usually they cat cased by the cops.
There is a movement to teach preeteens how to drive on a closed course and have them pratice driving on it and as soon as they enter there teens or turn 13 to let them drive.
The idea is that the younger a person learns to drive the more pratice they can get driving and the better driver they will become.
John is teaching preteen driving.
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The act of spontaneously committing to a lengthy and preferably dangerous road-trip with one or more friends. The Power-Drive is an utterly patriarchal socio-cultural phenomenon and cannot be carried out by women. When women do this it is called PMS on wheels. The spontaneity of the Power-Drive is sacred, it cannot be premeditated and it cannot be convenient. It is a dangerous and gratifying ritual which pitches a team of steel-gutted wing-wheeled bros against such odds as: fatigue, bad weather, the emptiness of a pauper's gas tank and sobriety. The consumption of nicotine is a traditional part of the Power-Drive but is not requisite.
"The highway's filled with broken heroes on a last chance Power-Drive." -from Bruce Springsteen's: Born to Run
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Giving a girl road-head. Eating it on the road.
Yo Jermome, I just gave drive-through to my girlfriend last night. She forced me. I didn't enjoy it.
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