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High class ritzy ass slut bitch of a rich mans wife, home on the hill, exchanges mouth, good church going Mormon, bishops daughter ass or pussy from 8 to 5 any day when husband's at work gobbling you and your friends goo for a couple pushes off ur meth pipe. And a speck for later in Ogden Utah and surrounding areas. F.v. j.l. 1/2020
I know this bitch, real cum dumpster deluxe!
A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.
Dude, she dumpster queefed me while I was inside her!
The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
A Girl or guy that takes many penises big or small and is used as a dumpster for large unnecessary loads to be deposited.
Justin Fucked that Hussy Dumpster Amber again.
When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.
Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.
A dumpster monk is a monkey who likes porches and likes to dig through trash to make it through the winter and they love chicken.
look at that dumpster monk dig though the trash