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When two people are laying in a bed under the covers, one person passes gas and puts the covers over the other person head and doesn't let them out until the gases are no longer existent.
Farting under the blanket and putting someone under the covers to smell it. This is a dutch oven, also it keeps you warm.
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A sexual act involving two people, one male, and one female, where the female lays down on her back, and the fine gentleman will move his bowels atop the woman's chest.
Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!
May take more than one try....
How would you like a dutch batman, miss?
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a sex act during which a woman farts in the direction of a males genitalia as he 'peaks', thus blowing out the 'candle' (normally in the direction of the males face)
bloke 1: my girlfriend is getting too experimental, she wanted to dutch candle me last night
bloke 2: Wtf
bloke 3: that's awesome
bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3
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a very exhausting activity involving two or more persons. It occurs when the two or more participants each drop a deuce at the same time in adjacent bathroom stalls...a three person is a triple crown...four is completing the square, fab five, sixth sense, sail the seven seas, crazy eights, cloud nine, etc.
Bob and Tom double dutched after they ate five chili dogs a piece.
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Pennsylvanian boaters who go into the surrounding states and take over that state's boat launching facilities, waters and natural resources with total disregard of local etiquette and custom.
The Dutch Navy invaded the Gunpowder River this weekend and not a crab was to be had afterwards!
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To speak an unknown or foreign language; gobbledygook.
Sam: Ordent de sites in de Open Directory categorieën op basis van hun populariteit.
Joe: Stop speaking double Dutch!
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The act of anal sex undertaken whilst spouting left wing libertarian values whilst actually being secretly right wing
"Oh sven do pack in that dutch steamboating its so transparent"
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