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The complex English teachers have based on the fact that for some reason they think they’re superior just bc they teach English
Yea Mrs.Jessica has a severe case of English teacher complex.
the absolute worst experience one can have with the english language
english 10 at prisms got so bad, that orange man's speeches started to sound smoothing
The most liberal teacher ever. She is the queen of political correctness and will most likely kick you out of her class or give you an office referral if you use gay/homosexual as an insult, but to be honest you probably deserved it. She enjoys overanalyzing anything from The Epic of Gilgamesh to Romeo and Juliet. Some people probably strongly dislike her, but you'll learn to love her once you get past the fact that her quizzes over acts/chapters are insanely hard.
CAITLYN: Hey, how did you do on the Romeo and Juliet Acts 1 and 2 Quiz?
RACHEL: Well I have a female english teacher so of course, I got a 63%.
CAITLYN: Nobody in my entire Pre-AP class got above a 75%, deadass.
RACHEL: Damn, can't wait for my female english teacher to say it's our fault that the entire class failed, not hers.
Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."
Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"
Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."
*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.
When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face
2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face
3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face
4. Cum
Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain