A creepy-ass piece of plastic in most bathrooms that is commonly loud, rattles alot, and is generally a waste of electricity. The only use they truly have is to be destroyed and have it’s remains thrown into a dumpster.
That goddamned fart fan caught the house on fire!
I’m scared of that thing please don’t turn it on!
Someone who claims to be a huge fan of of a musician or band, but really only know one or two songs by them. It's extremely annoying.
Simple bitch: Omg I LOVE Ed Sheeran so much!
Actual fan: Oh really, what songs of his do you like?
Simple bitch: Lego house!
Actual fan: Me too, any others?
Simple bitch: Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Actual fan: My bad, didn't realize you were a lukewarm fan.
Simple bitch: Wha?
Actual fan: Bye bitch.
A sports fan is someone that is a fan of all sports.
Johnny is a true sports fan.
A lil 7 year old who only knows what it’s like to be a cocky lil butt.
That warriors fan is a bandwagon
1. A fag.
2. Possible homosexual who roots for a pathetic baseball team that represents the gayest city in the United States.
Guy 1: "Are those two guys making out??"
Guy 2: "Silly Giants fans.. dicks are for chicks."