the lowest and highest form of being a fan where you consider yourself one of the biggest fan of someone or something
I'm One Direction fan trash #1
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A creepy-ass piece of plastic in most bathrooms that is commonly loud, rattles alot, and is generally a waste of electricity. The only use they truly have is to be destroyed and have itβs remains thrown into a dumpster.
That goddamned fart fan caught the house on fire!
Iβm scared of that thing please donβt turn it on!
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Someone who claims to be a huge fan of of a musician or band, but really only know one or two songs by them. It's extremely annoying.
Simple bitch: Omg I LOVE Ed Sheeran so much!
Actual fan: Oh really, what songs of his do you like?
Simple bitch: Lego house!
Actual fan: Me too, any others?
Simple bitch: Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Actual fan: My bad, didn't realize you were a lukewarm fan.
Simple bitch: Wha?
Actual fan: Bye bitch.
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That fan jizz feels real nice on my face.
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A lil 7 year old who only knows what itβs like to be a cocky lil butt.
That warriors fan is a bandwagon
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1. A fag.
2. Possible homosexual who roots for a pathetic baseball team that represents the gayest city in the United States.
Guy 1: "Are those two guys making out??"
Guy 2: "Silly Giants fans.. dicks are for chicks."
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