Corn Farts

Quite simply in reference to flatulence of any kind which has the distinct odor of warm and buttery corn on the cob. This phenomenon made even more unusual by the fact that the flatulater hasn't even eaten corn in weeks.

I know its a little gross bro, but these Corn Farts are unbelievable. I'm actually getting hungry!

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pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

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Farte Blanche

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.

Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.

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fart arpeggio

When your fart starts a certain tone, then changes tone at least twice during its course to produce three (or more) distinct notes.

That fart arpeggio sounded like a D minor to me.

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hard fart

The forcing out of flatulence in the hopes of either encouraging a bowel movement or creating a loud noise to impress your friends. Hard farts can be very dangerous in that they can be followed by moderate to severe pain that can either be temporary or more chronic as in the case of hemorrhoids. They can also result in the soiling of oneself and creating and embarrassing situation

"Johnny pushed a loud hard fart out. Everyone laughed. Johnny abruptly left the party, never to return"

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Fart fan

1. The proper name of the bathroom exhaust fan. It's purpose is allow moisture and smells to vent, prohibiting mildew growth, and nauseous guests.

Kevin: Becca, there is no fart fan downstairs, you have to use the bathroom upstairs if you need to take a dump.

Becca: I'm good, thanks.

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Firecracker Fart

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"

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