son of a female dog

Appropriate manner of saying 'Son of a b****.'

MAN steals cookies from a WOMAN.
WOMAN: Hey! Come back here!
WOMAN: You son of a female dog!

8👍 7👎

Female Manipulator Music

Female manipulators usually listen to artists like Mitski, Hole, Marina, Lana Del Ray or Melanie Martinez. Other artists include grunge or alternative genres

Ellia: Omg gurl what r u listening to??
Penny: Hole and Mitski!!! theyre my favs

Ellia: You’re gay and you listen to Female Manipulator Music?? Slay pussy hat cutie pie!!

4👍 3👎

close female friend

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(

I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.

4👍 4👎

Female attractiveness scale

The scale with which guys rate women on physical apperance, typically using the numbers 1-10

Guy 1: What is she on the female attractiveness scale
Guy 2: Bro she's a pi, cause them legs not stopping

4👍 3👎

Light skinned female

is a bad ass bitch with a lil attitude, a lil sas , and a lil demanding. They sum big as scary baby’s when they don’t get what they want. They all play niggas back to back when they single but in a relationship they LOYAL ASF.

Light skinned female are the best

18👍 23👎

human female repellant

a man who has not, will not get any bitches on his dick

antonym: pimp

human 1: why cant i get any bitches
human 2: it seems you are to be human female repellant

3👍 2👎

Facebook female ho

Signs of a facebook female ho:

-Adds a bunch of unknown guys to profile.
-Only puts sexual, attention wanting pictures up.
-Talks to every unknown guy!
-Thinks she is the shit because a bunch of horny boys that don't know her want her.
-She perceives herself, completely different on facebook, than how she is and looks in real life.
-She only wants GUYS attention on her facebook.
-Deletes any post from girls off her facebook.
-Deletes any comment from anyone that points out she does too much on fb for attention.
IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL HER ON FACEBOOK! #thristy

Likes a TBH status from a girl.. girl post it.. she deletes it right after because she is a facebook female ho..

If fat she hides her stomach because she wants to be a facebook female ho!

If skinny she tries to make her boobs as big as possible and takes pictures intentionally to show off her ass so it is easier to be a facebook female ho.

Deletes any type of comment or post that tries to call her out.

3👍 2👎