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Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
A titty fest occurs when a woman of interest to another shows her equal interest by acompanying her suitor to a semi-private space and unexpectedly exposing her bare breasts to the suitor, enthusiastically grabing the head of her suitor, and joyously rubbing said suitor's face on and between her breasts to the equally surprised and excited suitor.
Eventhough she caught him looking at her breasts more than once in conversation, Monica and Sam hit it off when she laughed at some of his jokes during their group fundraising event. At the afterparty, he made her laugh some more and was rewarded with a quick titty fest in a bathroom stall.
A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.
Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
A crazy freak out usually in random place but especially in a car. It happens right before the bass drops and you twitch because you cant hold back the urge for the bass to drop. It starts off as a slight little twitch but leads to a massive twitch that lasts around 10-25 seconds.
Dude, look he's doing the twitch fest 2014, this is my jam.
A saying that many will say when they mean to say "Fuck West." Referring to Madison West High School in Wisconsin. No one is worse at sports than the toe sucking faggots called the Regents. #Wuck Fest
Another word for eating especially high calorie foods.
Damn you are Festing that cheeseburger from burger bro