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Florida Funlick

Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.

Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.

Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!

I know it was sick!!

by Joebammofo January 27, 2009


florida sorbet

that good shit...you don't smoke it, you experience it you feel.

damn, that sweet sweet sobs got me like damn daniel that florida sorbet really hit

by millieisbagel May 29, 2021


Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022


Orange Park, Florida

Orange Park is a town in Clay County, Florida, United States, and a suburb of Jacksonville. The population was 8,412 at the 2010 census. The name "Orange Park" is additionally applied to a wider area of northern Clay County outside the town limits, covering such communities as Fleming Island, Lakeside, and Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace.The town's name reflects the hope of its founders for a fruit-growing industry, but their crops were destroyed in the Great Freeze of 1894–95. Despite recovery elsewhere, the crops never came back to Orange Park.HistoryOrange Park in the late 18th century was known simply as Laurel Grove. The name Laurel Grove comes from Sarah and William Pengree who received a land grant from the Spanish governor. Laurel Grove was sold to Zephaniah Kingsley of the Kingsley Plantation upon William's death. Zephaniah developed Laurel Grove into a model farming plantation for over 10 years. In 1813 General Matthews invaded East Florida triggering the Patriots Rebellion. After Mathews left East Florida Zephaniah's wife Anna Madgigine Jai Kingsley burned down Laurel Grove to keep it out of Patriots hands.The Town of Orange Park was founded in 1877 by the Florida Winter Home and Improvement Company. Following the Civil War, the company purchased several thousand acres of the McIntosh plantation at Laurel Grove, for the purpose of creating a southern retreat and small farming community.

I visited Orange Park, Florida last week, I'm really bummed I have to go home.

by Jake Gant February 10, 2016


Bell Florida

A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.

That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.

by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020


Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022


Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.

Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.

by dwigger2 June 17, 2016