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A relative of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word. Two Yams in a Bag is a second cousin twice removed from Chow Yun Fat. Two Fat Yams is his brother.
Kung Fu Nerd 1: Hey, did you see that new Chow Yun Fat movie Bulletproof Monk?
Kung Fu Nerd 2: No, man, but I caught Half a Yam on the Floor's new movie, Puddingproof Noodle.
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The ground floor movement seeks to start from scratch and remake society.
People in the movement believe that society is corrupt to the core. They seek to overthrow the governments of the world, and evacuate all the cities and move the people to collective farms in the country in order to bring an end to the present society. The people who ran the former society would be reeducated. And only all the worlds knowledge would be saved from the old society and used to build a new civilization and to avoid the mistakes of the old one. The new society would be socialist. There also would be no drug laws, and no age of consent laws or they would be set at 12.And all other laws would be abolished except those that are really necessary like laws against murder ect.
Support the ground floor movement.
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An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.
Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
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A group of lame retarded ass kids from some shitty suburb of DC trying to be cool and pretend they are doing something important when really they are just bored and pathetic. They take pictures of their cars and they make shirts and stickers and attempt to get a fan following but nobody really gives a shit. They really have no purpose and are just trying to be cool.
Man 1: "I saw somebody wearing a 3rd floor inc shirt today"
Man 2: "who?"
Man 1: "exactly"
OR
Man 1: "3rd floor inc posted some photos of their cars today on facebook"
Man 2: "who?"
Man 1: "exactly"
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A group of high-school and college dropouts desperately looking for a way to make a living before their parents realize that that are going nowhere in life and cut off their money supply.
While they like to think that they are doing something constructive by selling shitty iron on t-shirts, all they really do is play ultimate frisbee while pretending that they are on a competitive playing level as the UPA, when in reality their level of organization and inner conflict would result in them having a tough time beating an elementary school class at recess.
While the amount of fail this group produces is comically bad, don't waste your time laughing at them because they are so dumb they may think that you are laughing because they are doing something good. Instead, spend your time feeling bad for them because they are in for a serious reality check when they realize that their shitty clothing company falls through and they are stuck working at the YMCA for the rest of their lives.
- Hey those kids from 3rd floor inc are having an ultimate frisbee tournament today wanna go?
- Uhh don't those two brothers kiss each other with tongue before bed every night?
- Yeah, your right, we probably shouldn't go.
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Haiden has a GIANT Penis.
Evan is one sexy motherfuxker.
Jordan Hall Floor 3
Wow Haiden has a huge Penis!
Omg I’m going to Cum, Evan is coming.
when someone farts while your are in the elevator
"Kacie created a floor changing gas chamber when we were on the way to our room"