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chou flower

pronounced CHOO flower
A goth emo boy and estate agent closet enthusiast who rides a ghost with devil horns, an aura of jahannam smoke, and a tophat

"yo he be chou flower"
"yo chou flower im a total babe lu """business"""man"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024


fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020


stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 08, 2024


Meat Flower

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock

James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?

by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019


flower-seller

noun/1.prostitute or whore
woman who exchanges sex for money

Cindy:OMG I found an ad on craigslist written by Marsha- she's a flower-seller!!!!
Jan: Marsha? a flower-seller? she's way too much of a prude!

by sofarsopretty November 11, 2015


Flower Trap

When a heterosexual man matches with a transgender woman on a dating app, leading to them hooking up with each other later on, not knowing the person is trans until it's too late.

"John was making out and fondling with Michelle in his car, but suddenly felt a penis down there."

"No way! Talk about a flower trap!"

by Chaos ZT May 29, 2022


old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 15, 2012