Walking Food

Food that is better to eat walking while you are high.

Walking Food such as Sour Punch Straws

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

unauthorized foods

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.

Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.

neet food

Food that a NEET (unemployed, and not seeking employment, or education) would eat.

Neet: hey! Pass the chicken tendies! You: oh! You mean the NEET food?

Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

Healthy Foods

According to the great ancient tales, Chocolate and soda are considered to be the healthiest of all the foods. The theory was first brought up by Elizabeth Hancocks in 2020. This type of extraordinary culture is expected to exponentially increase in popularity in the near future.

"Have you been having Healthy Foods????"

"Of course man"

food theory

A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of

“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there”