A boyfriend who will just ghost you right when quarantine started,he doesn’t really pay attention to you anymore.Completely forgot that you even existed
(Totally not me):goddamn it,Freddy hasn’t texted me!
(Totally not my dad):he is supposed to text you first,don’t text him until he texts you!
Freddy AKA infected lips, a victim with the biggest lips in south, his head looks like harttys destroyed bed frame and he gets a trim once every fortnite
Ahh your moist, your a freddy.
Don’t get treated like an adu
An object or being whose presence in a video game causes everything to break, glitch or crash.
The freddy in the stanley parable: ultra deluxe, is the bucket
When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.
When your partner grows out their fingernails to an extreme length on one hand and then fingers you with the long sharp Freddy Kruegar-like nails.
I've been waiting for months for my boyfriend to give me a Freddy Fantastic.
When all the Stoughton Dimes, thots and hoes alike get together. Masturbate in a circle while moaning “Freddie Harris III!! YAAASSS” then proceed to orgasm.
“Girl I thought of sexy Freddie and my I imagined him busting my guts” “Bitch I need a sexy Freddie to blow my fucking pussy out”
The greatest most sexiest guy on earth
Tom walked in the room “that’s definitely a Freddie Clarke”