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if a nigga from hood wants some of your fries in mc donalds/burger king or sum shit they be askin ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''
now here is my whopper with large fries and large coke
wait you ordered large fries can i get sum
nah nigga you fat as shit 🤯😭😭
but ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''???!!?!?!
Schizofry-fry
adjective:
skit-so-frai-frai
Definition:
A clever portmanteau combining the word schizophrenic with the phrase "permafried".
Usage:
Usually used in reference to a person who has taken too many drugs in their lifetime, and consequently exhibits drugged-out, paranoid characteristics. (See: iPermafried./i
"Hey have you seen Charles lately? That guy is totes schizofry-fry on the M!
The woman clutches the penis in her mouth and grates her incisors on the mans penis so make a sawing action, the penis then eventually falls off and then the woman then puts it into the man’s mouth and they repeat until the penis is just then shlong. then fry it and eat it in a sandwich
“Goddamn she be doing Frying Saw on me all night cuz my dick too hard””
After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.
"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."
FrY Time is the technique of looking at a clock, guessing your next string of actions will fit into a 20 minute window and executing said actions roughly 30 minutes before a set deadline in hopes of having 10 minutes to spare, when in realiity the string of actions could possibly take a minimal of 90 minutes to complete, resulting in scheduled completion of tasks being atleast an hour behind estimation.
Chloe said she would be picking me up in 15 minutes, ofcourse that's after she showers, does the dishes, mops the floor, makes a sammich and get's dressed. So I'm guessing she meant 15 minutes in FrY Time.
"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."
"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."
"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."
"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"
frida has the biggest head in the whole entire world like hugamungus big. every guy she comes upon, she thinks they are hot so hit her up mistersss. if she doesn't fine you cute than you really must be fineeee. she weird like that. she has the weirdest taste in guys. she sucks at Roblox and can never beat sam broccoli cheddar soup. like in her dreamsss. -pp, sam, vale
frida the day old french fry: damnnnn he's fine asff