a grumpy gabe is a person who is always upset and always wants to ruin other people's days
Person 1: wow that girl is so cute
Person 2: um don't you have a boyfriend
Person 1: don't be such a grumpy gabe
an overall uncircumcized small rat dick having male, who often gets declined because of his fish smelling penis
ew! you got a gabe fraga on yo bum ass.
Knows how to please women??. He can get clit and fam
You see that Gabe Rioux homie. He is so lit.
when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe
*wakes up in the rocky mountains*
oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀
A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"
dude#1: when chuck norris...
dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage
Very good handyman will do anything that is asked of him including sexual favors and will call you master
You really need to get a Gabe Sifentez it will change your life forever