Ass Hat

What I type in google to see if I have internet. Usually done if my wireless network takes a shit and I have to search something random to ensure I do not get a cached page.

Unplug the router, plug it back in, head to firefox and type in ass hat to make sure everything is back online.

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Green Hat

A Green Hat is that guy that sucks it up and takes the asshole in the event of a foursome that involves three guys and a girl.

Hey, Green Hat, Take the backside for me!

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Pussy Hat

The act of implanting one's entire head, including the face and ears, into the vagina of a female for sexual pleasure. Success will come more often with the use of a bald or closely-shaven head, a very loose vagina (porn stars or prostitutes recommended, although an extra charge may be applied), and ample amounts of lube to ease the entry (can be found at a local grocery store).

Alex: "One time my friend was so bored trying to pull an all-nighter while waiting for the new call of duty map pack to come out that he watched four hours of porn and stumbled across some weird shit where this guy was wearing a pussy hat."
Brandon: "Did he finish to it?"
Alex: "I don't know for sure, but I think he did. And the guy was bald too!"

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hat trick

1.When a one soccer(football in Brittish English) or hockey player scores 3 goals in a single game(related to a similarly name feat in cricket, probably a reference to the magic trick of pulling a rabbit out of a hat)

2.any improbable accomplishment

The guy just did a hat trick.

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condom hat

a hat which resembles a condom

That stupid fly bitch is wearing a condom hat

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Maga hat

A red cap with the phrase "Make America Great Again ' that was made infamous by Donald Trump.
Generally worn by racist conservative biggots

- John is a racist patronising asshole
- Of course, I saw him yesterday wearing a MAGA hat.

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white hat

An asshole. A knee-jerk reactionary. A shaven simian among men. Easily identified by their penchant for wearing white, baseball-style hats, usually bearing logos of university sports teams or the New York Yankees. Often accesorizes with department store cologne and butter yellow polos. Can usually be spotted at frat parties, H&M, Hollister and trendy, meat-market nightclubs. While not every asshole is a white hat, every white hat is an asshole.

That white hat in the Acura just cut me off...AGAIN!!

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