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Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023


heaven hines

A person who fucks up basically everything and doesn't give a damn about anyone but ones self. Usually will sleep with anyone who is willing to sleep with her.

Selena acts just like a heaven hines.

by Diehardangel March 13, 2017


Tears in heaven

Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.

Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024


Tears in Heaven

The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.

Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.

by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021


Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017


Heaven the gal

My bestie the only person that you will see and lay eyes in and you will fall in love instantly

Heaven the gal is the best

by duhgjhcxdyrfgjcv April 24, 2018


Heaven Eunis

Small woman, about 4'11 tall.

Guy 1: "Wow she is short."
Girl 1 : " Her name is probably Heaven Eunis"

by aewol November 24, 2021