Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo

A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.

Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!

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hobo humpin slobo babe

The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. Orgin: band called Whale

I wanna be rich, but I dont want to work hard, I think I will have to find myself a Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe.

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like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich

Lucas jumped in that pussy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

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The ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem"

The very hammer used by Martha Stewart to slaughter countless of defensless Hobos during the late 1990's

Dude, if you dont shut the fuck up, imma whip out the ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem" until you are no more then a bloody puddle of mush

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Supa Fly Hobo Slippin

all-american curling, only with greased-up hobos instead of rocks and inside of a mall instead of on the ice. possibly the greatest sport of all time.

Hey, let's go supa fly hobo slippin' at Landmark next thursday.

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some one-legged hobo

Everyone's scapegoat.

"Mr. Hearst, how could you?!"
"I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."

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