hooking off

Hooking off is when you hooking onto your neighbours internet without there concent.

jayden: hay brad! i did a search on my wireless router and found a new computer connected called Tom.
brad: hmm how long do you think he has been hooking off for?

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captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

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hook trap

Used in a form of rape. A hook installed in the inner wall of the vagina that hooks the penis when it is inserted making it so that the penis can not be pulled out in time. Causing the male to ejaculate and cause pregnancy. Typically used by larger women who realize that they may only be able to have sex once and then have a hook trap installed to make it so that at some level the man is stuck with her.

Guy 1: Have you heard of a hook trap?

Guy 2: Yeah I heard that Emily has got one, I've gotta stay away from that!

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hook up

the act of making out with someone...this was the old school term for those who are about 18 years of age as of 2010. Newer generations refer to hooking up as sex or some sexual intercourse.

1. Me and Jim were going to hook up last night at the party...but I found out he was a bad kisser.

2. Me and Jim were going to hook up back at my place last night...it went down and was awesome yo.

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hooking up

When two people get together for date-like activities. does not have to be sexual. Can also be someone hooking up two other people

Tony and Hannah were hooking up two people the other day.

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hook a dub

To sell $20 worth of an illegal substance (usually marijuana or mushrooms)

Me: "Hey, man I got 20 bucks, can you hook a dub?"
Sean: "As a matter of fact I can"
Me: "What's it weigh?"
Sean: "About 1.9"
Me: "Chill"

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Button Hook

Sprinkling a line of cocaine around the circumference of the belly button, which is then sniffed up from going from left to right. Thus performing a Button Hook.

It reached a point in the festival where doing cocaine the old fashioned way was not exciting anymore. The Button Hook provided a perfect injection of excitement and wonder back into the festivities.

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