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A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet
Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"
Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"
Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"
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the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.
Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!
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A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.
We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
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People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.
That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.
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When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night
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The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.
Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..
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People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.
(i guess it is a New England thing)
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