phantom nut

The phantom nut is derived from banging a chick in the ass and faking the most extreme orgasm. During the fake, you spit a loogie on her back, hence "fantom nut". the female then thinks You are done. When she turns around to kiss you, the phantom nut appears. the assailant Yells and spooges in her eye.

jack gave holly a phantom nut...

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busting a nut

in the act of cumming or producing semen. usually occurs while jerking off.

boy 1: dude I busted the fattest nut last night to that hot girl Kathryn
boy 2: busting a nut just makes me more calmed down bro

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Nut cramp

Having a terrible pain in or around the scrotum, often due to over/under usage.

Im not sure what happened last night but I have a huge nut cramp.

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nut hut

Slang for mental hospital.

Tommy threatened to kill himself, so they put him in the nut hut for two weeks.

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Flex Nuts

Slang for having bullet hole scars

I'm the coolest one here because I flex nuts

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nut sack

Male scrotum.

"She smacked on my nut sack."

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Deez Nuts

A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM

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