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A police officer who does not abuse their power, and honorably upholds the motto "To Serve and Protect". An officer who remembers what it's like to be a kid, and carries insight for all people.
"John Law" - Dropkick Murphys
"Now let me tell you about a man named John Law He's a neighborhood cop the toughest man I ever saw A man who knows his duty, a man with a gun To the people in the neighborhood John Law is number one
Freeze, we said Stop His name was John Law For John Law, Neighborhood cop A man we know and love
When John Laws not kickin' Ass on robbers and rapist He's helpin little kids deliver newspapers When John Laws not chasin crackheads from their perch He's helpin old ladies on their way to church
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He walks the Beat Riding scumbags from the streets He turns his eye to petty crime Cause John Law will never drop a dime
Suburban Anarchists who've never broke the law Sing about police oppression, but they've never met John Law He doesn't fuck with young kids drinking in the Park But he makes the city safe for women after dark."
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NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight
-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack
Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...
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Hamlet's mother, Gertrude, is famous for her quote "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Gertrude's Law states that if a person is overly passionate about condemning a certain lifestyle choice, they most likely engage in that lifestyle secretly. Some notable examples are Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, and most recently Arifinto, an Indonesian MP who helped pass an anti-pornography law. He was later photographed looking at porn on his iPad during a parliamentary debate.
That family values preacher just got caught at a glory hole. It looks like further proof of Gertrude's Law.
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Another ho who has the same pimp.
Usually hos call their pimp by the name Daddy, so any ho that has the same daddy would then be a sister. Members of the same pimp family are sometimes called in-laws, as opposed to prostitutes who work without a pimp that are called outlaws (or renegades). Put together, you get "sister-in-law."
Oh, her? She just chose up with Daddy, so I guess now she's my sister-in-law.
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Monster-in-law. See monster... no questions asked.
The monster-in-law called again...
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Whenever a group of people are discussing it there is usually one person who tends to have an opinion that is opposite of the majority. If the person continues to have opinions that differ from the general consensus they are committing Dahlia's Law. Dahlia's Law states that this person's opinion is no longer valid.
Group: that girl is ugly!
One person: I think she's kinda pretty.
Group: Dahlia's Law.
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Coined by Australian journalist, Tim Blair as "the ongoing process by which the world's multiple idiocies are becoming one giant, useless force."
4. Blair's Law, people: WikiLeaks and the September 11 attacks are now being linked by some, albeit fringe, elements who see Julian Assange’s arrest as part of a plot to ensure the truth about the World Trade Centre attacks is not exposed. ("Wikitruthers", Tim Blair, 21/12/10)
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