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The ultimate midsize Irish designer dog. Kicks Irish Setter ass! Started by Ozzie Nelson (the vet) by artificially inseminating a female Irish Wolfhound with the sperm from a male Irish Terrier. They are 50-70 pounds, smart, athletic, and are extremely friendly, but, if anyone messes with you, they have a great instinct for single leg takedowns, by grabbing the shoes or pantlegs, followed by covering the fallen attacker's eyes with their mouth. Usually followed by attacker pissing their pants. Fast, effective, mark free submissions!
Last month, my Irish Wolf Terrier caught a rabbit, and brought it to me by the scruff of its neck -- unharmed. Last week, he laid on top of a Pit Bull's back, and held it by covering its eyes from above & behind. The Pit Bull had gotten in our yard and had treed my cat.
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When your having sex with a girl, you pull out right before you bust, and bust into your hand, then slap her with it.
That sex was horrible so I gave her an Irish Creamsicle
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Shady Irish Sneakout (verb) is the act of leaving a social gathering without telling anyone goodbye. There can be various reasons for such behavior. Sometimes, (1)the person leaving without providing a salutation simply wanted to leave without having to say "good bye" to all of his/her friends. In other cases, (2)the person committing the Shady Irish Sneakout may have wanted to avoid saying "bye" because of the worry the others would try to convince him/her to stay. The Shady Irish Sneakout is also common when (3)someone has had too much to drink and have simply determined that they need to leave immediately.
ORIGINATION: 2001 - After a concert at La Zona Rosa in Austin, TX, a group of friends were at the adjacent Backstage Bar when they noticed that Bob Madden had suddenly left unannounced. Upon noticing this, Kevin Brelsford said “He did the Shady Irish Sneakout.” Bob is of course a huge Notre Dame fan and alum and has the Notre Dame Leprechaun tattooed on his arm, thus the “Irish” reference. The likely reason for the Shady Irish Sneakout was a combination of reasons #2 and #3 above.
You are with a group of friends at a party, bar, etc. and all of a sudden notice one of your friends has unexpectedly left. "Where did Bob go?" "He must have done the Shady Irish Sneakout".
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The act of two sexual partners laying on their backs and placing their butts in the air, then releasing fecal matters onto one another's chest and face.
Ben, the leprechaun, got so drunk last night that he passed out after participating in an Irish mudslide leaving shit and used condoms on his chest and face- TFM.
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After a night of extremely heavy drinking at the local bar you begin your long stumble home, only to find yourself on the neighbors lawn awakened by only by their garden hose.
GUY 1: Where's Ryan been lately?
GUY 2: Ever since that bitch dumped him hes been having a lot of Irish sleepovers.
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Honey get the hose theres an Irish Sleepover on our lawn.
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When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
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An aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circumstantial details that ultimately dominate the principal plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.
Person A: Hey man, whats up?
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!
B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.
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