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A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
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The practice of misnaming a girl you are having sex while you are having sex from behind. You then try to stay on her as long as possible as she tries to turn around.
Bob: Yo, I russian rodeo-ed that chick.
Connor: Nice! How long did you hold on?
Bob: I only got like 7 second, she was feisty.
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A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.
My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
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A Russian roulette variant where players take turns aiming and pulling the trigger of the revolver at each other, rather than at their own heads.
In 1946, a teenager was convicted of second-degree murder when he killed his friend in a game of Russian poker.
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The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole
Hey bro you want some Russian salsa
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The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole
Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe
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the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.
Hey girl I loved the Russian puppy we got
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