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Diner Rat, unlike the similar but deragatory diner whore is usually used by the deziens of the diner to describe themselves. Often found in New Jersey where there is really nothing else to do, except go to the diner. Diner Rats all tend to know the other diner rats from their respective diners. Often there is a form of heriarchy based on how long a "rat" has been going to the diner or how often they are there.
Spending hours at the diner tends to lead to intense or comedic philisophical disscussions or tales that everyone already knows ie. No Shit, there we were.
Usually the diner rats know all the waitresses/hostesses and have their personal favorites.
Often ordering naught but coffee and water the rats usually leave a substanital tip occasionally equal to or greater than their actual bill.
Diner Rat 1: Why are we always here?
Diner Rat 2: We're diner rats. It's what we do.
Diner Godfather: Guys chill we have to plan for the zombie apocalypse.
Tourist leaving diner: Those guys have been at that table since befoe we got here.
Diner rat overhearing conversation: oh good everyone else is here.
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Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat
Woaaaaahhh dooood, rat testicles in my genital jamboree
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A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.
"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."
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a demoralized, corrupt, thieving person.
- You alley rat! I want my money back !!!
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1. 1. A person (usually a female) who exhibits a trashy or triflin demeanor. Their appearance and hygiene is usually unkempt and they are very promiscuous and often don’t use protected sex. They can be aggresive and are usually found in the “ghetto” (a car wash or park) or other poor environments (usually on the front porch) being unproductive to society living off Gov. aid. These type people are content with how they live and enjoy getting high and drunk on a regular bases. A female hood rat will be dressed wearing: store brought, colored, contact lenses, house shoes or flip flops; a nappy, blond or red weave; tasteless, faded and cut-up short shorts, a revealing top or jersey dress, and plastered with tattoos of baby daddies. A male hood rat will be dressed wearing: a funk that will knock your socks off; an Xtra long white dirty t-shirt big enough to cover a bed mattress; big heavy duty boots or 100 dollar tennis shoes (he probably spent his entire check to buy) and a plaque infested gold grill. Not all black people act like that, neither do people who live in impoverished environments! Some of them want out!
1. Did you see Shaniqua at the park yesterday girl? Umm hmm, she looked a hot mess dancing in front of all those guys with that skirt on with no panties in the middle of winter, a hood rat!
2. Dude, Dexter smelt so bad in the club the other night, high as hell, jumping around with that t-shirt on covered in ketchup stains trying to fight everybody who walked through the door. He a hood rat; you couldn’t pour class on his big lipped ass.
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When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.
Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.
Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats
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When a dude stretches his scrotum tightly to one testicle and displays it. He could put it right next to a sleeping person's face, for instance. You could also just tightly wrap it to two testicles.
Dude, get your rat brain out of my face.
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