push some dust

1. clean the furniture

2. slap a bitch, in reference to moving your hand through the air as if slapping someone, but the only thing that is there is dust particles

1. I can't go out tonight. My place is a mess and I need to push some dust.

2. Shawn: Laura cheated on me again.
Mark: You need to push some dust

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Beer Push-up

A week-long training regiment for an upcoming weekend that is likely to include heavy drinking. A beer push-up is categorized as starting with 1 drink on Monday followed by a progressive increase in drink amounts leading up to the event.

I started on Monday night with 1 beer push-up, by Friday, I was up to 7. I'm ready for Saturday!

shit pushed

Getting your ass beat.

That little bitch is gonna get his shit pushed.

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pushing cotton

dry-humping cotton panties into a girl when you're a teenager.

"I was pushing cotton so hard I came in my pants."

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pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

Pushing P

A lesbiphobic joke that’s not funny, it originates from the song ‘Pushin p’ in which there is a line “she’s not a lesbian, for p she turn lesbian’ in which the ‘p’ stands for penis. This is a complete fetishization of lesbians and the joke just isn’t funny

“yo bro he’s pushing p 🅿️“
“dude don’t say that, that joke is normalizing lesbiphobia, plus you’re extremely unfunny”

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Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.

Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.

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