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When you are fucking a girl from behind and she is blowing your friend and you eat a canolli.
Me and my friend Tony met a girl at a bar who was totally down for the italian fingercuffs.
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A common problem among Italian men. Average height is 5'7 and the size of their penis is in direct relationship to their height. As a direct result of these two afflictions they try to over-compensate by driving cameros and wearing too much jewelry and cologne.
Sylvester Stalone is a textbook example of a man who suffers from the "Italian curse".
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A 60's movie by Noel Coward starring Michael Caine, shamelessly - SHAMELESSLY - remade in the new milennium, only without the fun cockney song.
Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea... uh... uh... -Michael Caine (Croker)
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When a man and woman are having sex, the man takes a dump on his partner's chest. With the shit in place, the man turns around and parks it between her tits like a bulldozer for poo.
"I tried to surprise her with an Italian Parkjob, but she knew something was up when I tried to take a dump."
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The sexual act where, after making passionate love to his partner from behind and is about to finish, the man leap frogs onto his partner's back and blows a load all over the back of their head.
When he was almost fucking his girlfriend, Joe hopped on her back and gave her the old Italian Seahorse. Needless to say, she was pretty pissed.
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a short fat penis with a ton of greasy hair that is usually shorter than 4 inches long.
That guy has an italian penis, it barely gets into the vagina.
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When you stuff your gold italian necklace in a girls foof while leaving the gold horn hanging out
I cant believe mario gave that chick the italian fisherman in his iroc-z.
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