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Jay's Dozen

12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.

"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"

"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."

by His Majesty the King November 23, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jay-Z

A rapper who only raps about his money. Looks like somebody took a shit, put it through a meat-grinder, dressed it up in a suit, hat, and jewelry to make it "iced out", and named it Jay-Z. As a matter of fact, this is how Jay-Z came into existence. Also known as Gay-Z. Calls himself "Tha Jigga". I prefer to call him "Jigger the gay Nigger"

A sample of Jay-Z rapping:

Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006

163๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blow Jays

Proper name of Toronto Blue Jays.

Blow Jays suck!
Go Bosox! Go Yankees!

by HateMainstreamMusic May 5, 2008

43๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


jay z

An overated gay pop artist aka fake rapper who sould his soul for riches. Was "ethered" by rapper NAS, who destroyed him in a rap battle and had Jay Z crying like a bitch on Hot 97. Makes party and pop hits (ala Britney spears). Only had 2 great albums in his lifetime, the rest were pop albums filled with the same lyrics about money,cash,and hoes. Overated by his white boy stans and surburban fans. Has no fanbase in the hood.

Damn you got jay Z'd= TO be humilated, eaten in a battle, and made to look like a bitch

by favorite rappers fav rapper September 30, 2006

944๐Ÿ‘ 820๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple va jay jay

The color of a va jay jay that an African American (Nigga, Nigger) sometimes has.

Bill:"Hey Sheniqua, thats a big purple va jay jay!"
Sheniqua:"Bitch I keeps it real nigga!"

by austinator March 23, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jay-Z

An ill rapper that got shitted on and embarrassed by a much better mc called nas.

Person 1: Jay-Z is ill!

Person 2: Yeah, but Nas kicked his
ass.

by Lil E August 17, 2005

82๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mocking-jay

From "The Huger Games" trilogy.

"Funny birds and something of a slap in the face to the" oppressive government which had bred the all male Jabberjay as information gathering homing birds. The rebels used them to spread miss-information and the government abandoned the birds "to die off in the wild. Only they didn't die off. Instead, the jabberjays mated with female mockingbirds, creating a whole new species that could replicate both bird whistles and human melodies."

A symbolic icon worn by Katniss Everdeen, first as a symbol of protection and a totem from her home district.

The origins of the Mocking-jay pin differ in the book and the movie.

Collins, Suzanne (2009-09-01). The Hunger Games (pp. 42-44). Scholastic Books.

The mocking-jay pin is not just a pretty trinket to wear.

Katniss meets a girl that claims to have special mockingjay friends that will carry messages for her.

by Ruby in the Rough March 1, 2012

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž