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A condition sometimes caused by the ingestion of alcohol when taking Adderral. If the Adderral is taken too early, and the consumption of alcohol continues past its half life, it can result in the lumbar vertabrae of the spine temporarily turning into Jello. The afflicted patient can no longer hold themselves erect, often presenting as an “Air-dancer” or “Tube-Man”, commonly seen in the front of used car lots.
Last night was epic, until James got jelly spine, and we had to carry out to the Uber.
It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.
Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.
Cut off pieces of genitalia put into a blender with strawberry jelly set to puree
Yo fam I could really go for a peanut butter and genital jelly sandwich
The Art of Jelly Hammin lies somewhere between Whiskey Dick and some of the best sex of your life; due to endurance. Warning: The come down is a killer. Make sure to compensate with heavy does of HD porn and marijuana and in some cases Vitamin B.
Last night was ridiculous! I was jelly hammin' with her till sunrise but never closed the deal. #sweatynuts #closebutnocigar
(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.
Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.
Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.
Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids
When a hockey player takes a shot and it hits the post, usually resulting in a loud ‘ping’ noise
That snipe by Kevin Hayes was so sick, what a shame it went off the jelly