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a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!
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best vegetarian ever!!!!
....roll time roll time roll time roll time!
lollerkaker maker.
"shes maryjess!"
mary jess!
"that thing was a major maryjess"
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Someone who is freaky as hell and is Horny 24/7 and should probably see a therapist or like a priest or just god himself like holy shit.
Person 1: you're a *jess*#6666
Person 2: Thanks Daddy ;)
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A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins
Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz
I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz
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when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle
dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!
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Someone who is hot but is a chinese syndicate.
"Have you went to China before? Yeah there's lots of Jesse Lees roaming around in there!"
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A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.
Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”
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