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The sweetest man god created,a wonderful father,loving and loyal husband.
My dad Jimmy Dale is the best dad in the world
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A condom that has been shat in. A Squishy Jimmy then gets put on the dick like a normal condom, and is used for whatever the hell the person wants.
(Derived from the term "Jimmy" meaning condom)
Tommy just ate a bean burrito. He has to take a massive shit but he's in the middle of having sex, so he shits in the condom and creates a Squishy Jimmy. Tommy then fucks his girlfriend while the shit is squishing all over his dick
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"I accidentally face-planted into a door exacerbating my Jimmy Connors. My erectile dysfunction is permanent. If you thought I was retarded before you're in for extra annoyance now"
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A sexual act when a man "jimmies" his cum onto a woman's breats and then uses the cum as lube while he rubs his penis in between the cleft of her breats as she squeezes them tighter and tighter around his engourged member.
Kristen's boyfriend told her "I'm going to Jimmy Nip the shit out of you!" and she instantly got excited.
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A condom. Great word to use when asking a guy if he has a condom and you don't want the chick that you about to shack up with to know what you're talking about.
James put on a jimmy hat before he his girlfriend jumped on for the ride of her life.
Scott took off his jimmy hat before he skeet skeet skeeted all over her g-unit.
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in beer pong, a re-rack at 5 cups, also known as a two-three offset, zipper, etc. Originated in Springfield, Ohio, namely KRHS.
"Hey man, can I have a jimmy 5?"
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Pulling a "Jimmy" is usually referred to as the easiest and laziest way of performing a task or job. Most generally individuals pulling a Jimmy cut drastic corners just to say they have performed the task or job when they really haven't.
I should really get this 480 volt ground check done, but I am going to start pulling a Jimmy and just pencil whip everything!
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