A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.
Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!
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When you get multiple amount of girls, make them put on different colors of lipstick, and have them give you a blowjob.
Wow, multi-color!
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A term used by college graduate snobs, used to convince themselves that working in a cooperation isn't a waste of time and following your dreams will get you nowhere.
I wanna be a musician and travel the world! ~Dreamer
Dude, that will never happen. Get a real job like me. ~snob
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when one bro sucks off another bro.
two bros are broing out and one says to the other "hey man, ive got some epic wood" the other responds "bro job for bro job?"
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A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.
Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.
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Sucking another's toes for mutual sexual pleasure
John sucked Mary's toes as he fucked her
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Bob-a-Job week is when the boy scouts go round the village once a year doing jobs for a bob ( 'bob' is the old name for a shilling, now 5 pence).
"Bob-a-job Week, mister. Is there anything we can do for you?
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