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Barbara Johnson

A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.

hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”

by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj March 9, 2018


Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020


Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

by Rubba Slim March 6, 2007


Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.

Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.

by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021


Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 9, 2013


Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022


Logan Johnson

A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.

I wanna be a Logan Johnson when I grow up.

by Lil' jimmy December 22, 2018