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A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.
I wanna be a Logan Johnson when I grow up.
The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.
Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.
Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls
Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts
When you wake a girl up in the middle of the night for a blowjob.
I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson
Telling Goebbels style massive lies.
He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.
When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.
Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.