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The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.
Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.
A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.
Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.
Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.
Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"
Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.
Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson
A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.
I wanna be a Logan Johnson when I grow up.