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Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick
Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you
A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.
look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn
NO WAY i knew i recognized them!
The god of missing (bricking) shots from the free throw line often 0-20 at the line
Tom "Shit Luke has got free throws
Mitch "Get ready to grab rebound he's going to do a DeAndre Jordan
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Sexy, kind, beautiful, smart, nice, cute, adorable, empathetic girl with lots of love she's energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a girlfriend. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and emotional sometimes, but she is loyal and has a lot of fun. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Jordan (girl) is the love of my life
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A girl who is loyal but no one notices because no one takes the chance to get to know her. That would be because she's so ugly and likes food too much.
" Look at her. She's so ugly and fat."
" Yeah that's Jordan"
"ew"
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Jordan's (girls) are beautiful funny tough funny amazing at sports and very smart. Jordan's are perfect in every way possible. People are always jealous about Jordan. Jordan's are very hipper and always happy and dream big, Jordan's are good friends to be with. Jordan's try there hardest for every thing, sometimes I'm BFFS with a Jordan and she is exactly like I described. I never want to let go of a Jordan
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From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.
He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.
You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.
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