Your gardener that likes tequila
"yo my gardeners name is jose and hes mexican"
Jose in love with a girl who will one day suck his dick. Good luck you’ll need it
Jose is a person that falls in love easily someone that will stay in love for a long time but other then that he's a great friend, caring sometimes he can be an asshole but he's definitely a good best friend you might wanna keep him around
Cynthia: omg why is he like this?!?!
Deshane: Thats how Jose always is.
A lonely, jealous, dickless kid, who acts straight but is gay. A “Jose” is often a person who can’t fight because of his weak and scrawny. A “ Jose” is one the biggest pick me boys you will ever meet and is ALWAYS the fakest person around.
Why are you being such a “jose”?
A fat ugly buzz cut pig. He cheats on every girl he gets with. Do not date this creature he will literally love bomb and probably eat you with how big he is.
Jose: i like you
You: i dont like you
Jose: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i love you
You: creep