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the day where you kick anybody who's name starts with a C and ends with an N
Today is July 12, I will show no hesitation.
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People who are offended outshined by people born in July 4th but are actually the underdogs
God: they have a gift that can’t be noticed, birth them in July 5th
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you are a beautifully seasoned bitch and you should love yourself bc you're a summer girl
"25 july is your birthday? damn you must be a summery bitch"
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when in doubt july 18th always helps the boys out
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The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!
“Whens your birthday?”
“July 31”
“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”
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July 20th people may seem nice but they are physco, also swag tbh
"hey when are you born?"
"July 20th, why?"
"woah you are crazy but its cool" :)
The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics
On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!