Rural Dictionary

kevin

may be a difficult name to pronounce but when u meet him you will realize he has a quality toothbrush.

boy- how do u say that kids name
fag- i think its kevin
boy- oh yea
fag did u know his oral-b toothbrush is out of this world
boy- learn something new every day

by garbage truck up yo ass November 29, 2011

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Kevin

Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.

Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.

by Dumbass2.0 October 20, 2013

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Kevin
A word used to describe a tremendous thunder cunt that enjoys long sessions of extremely intense and painful penetration in his anal cavity. Also an individual that likes long walks on the beach that end in a nice creamy, juicy creampie in his anus. But make no mistake he is not selfish, while he does prefer to get his fudge packed he will also give it when it is requested and if the mood is right will also provide a very vigorous reach around to said individual. He will also provide a clean up service of the hot sweaty sticky mess that he has made with another male. You might ask how he plans to clean up the hot sticky cum that has been scattered about the floor? A paper towel? His mouth? No, he will drag his bare ass across the and his Black hole of a butthole with suck up any creamy cum that might be within a half mile radius. Along with all of these incredible feats of homosexuality he has a sixth sense that allows him to feel when there is some good dick that needs a good tugging. No lie this motherfucker is like a god damn shark hunting for a little fishy that has been cut at the microscopic level. When this bitch gets the urge for some dick it is best to stand out of the way or you will fall victim to the inescapable dick trap that is a Kevin's anus.

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by cvtlad March 8, 2018

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