Lady and the tramp

Meeting in the middle of a rail of cocaine.

Shall we lady and the tramp this whole gram?

10👍 4👎

lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.

"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."

9👍 4👎

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

17👍 10👎

lady of the lens

A cam whore.

A play on the term "lady of the evening" to mean a prostitute.

"Yo man! I saw your girl's tits on the internet!"

"What? no way?!"

"Seriously, shes a lady of the lens"

lady snow

A synonym for cocaine.

"That was a great lady snow party" - Charlie Sheen

lady spunk

Dried vaginal lubrication fluid

“Oh look you’ve got my lady spunk all over your trousers! Sorry”

Lady Face

Professional women, usually named Kristin, Amanda, or Susan.

Lady Face Kristin just nailed that client presentation.